Monkey Business now available

At last, the third novel in the Petticoat Katie series is available!

Monkey Business is now available on Kindle and Kobo – before Yuletide, as promised.

Find the paperback at CreateSpace and Amazon (USA). It takes a little longer for the paperbacks to show up on Amazon(UK), but it’s there now.

The first novel in the series is Maiden Flight, a wild goose chase involving a hundred monkeys and a remarkable little airship.

The second novel in the series is Boom Town, a very silly caper involving folding bicycles, guerrilla gardeners and slightly fewer than a hundred monkeys.

Monkey Business is the third novel in the series, with more than a hundred monkeys and a substantial woman tweaking a cinema pipe-organ into full-blown Sonic Attack.

This completes the trilogy I set out to write a couple of years ago. In the meantime, four other novels have suggested themselves, and my only problem now is working out which one of the four is closest to being ready to storyboard. I’m also pleased because I’ve managed to write and publish one of these a year since 2012, which is a first for me.

But first, the celebration! Hurrah!

Maiden Flight by Vita Tugwell - Cover Boom Town by Vita Tugwell - Cover Image Monkey Business Ebook Cover

Hurtling through time and space

Hurtling through time and space, I am halfway through a final edit on Monkey Business.London - Way Out Sign

The characters are excited to meet new readers.

I’m keen to get on and write new projects.

The festive season is nearly upon us too, with loads of fine excuses for not writing, or not editing, or not doing much at all.

I’ll have to be quick to finish this work before Yuletide.

(hurtles off)

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Fih-nished!

Finished! The edits on Monkey Business, the third Petticoat Katie novel, were completed on 30 November.Monkey Business Ebook Cover

I am particularly pleased with this as the novel completes a trilogy, and not only gives me a new novel to publish but also a three-book compendium, to be published before Yuletide. (Yayy).

This is also the first time I’ve written a trilogy. (Double yayy).

A time of minor celebration, and of review, so I can apply the findings to new writing projects.

Just in time, too, as I’m coming down with a cold and going on another work-related training course that I expect will drain my energy levels as much as the one in January. (Un-yayy).

Of course, now I’ve finished this one I can start planning the next. I’ve another four in this series, loosely linked to the trilogy, and they’re going to be fun.

Bring on the goats.

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Love Letters To Libraries

Love Letters To Libraries is a week-long series for Scottish Book Week. The Guardian is hosting examples by well-known writers, including Alexander McCall Smith and A L Kennedy.

I like this idea. Here’s mine (sort of).


DEAR LIBRARY,

One of the first things every student does when they arrive at university is collect their library card. Unlike most of the others, however, I didn’t just pick up my card on the first day and head off to the Guild for a beer.

I wanted to see what was on the shelves.

I took the lift up to the floor with the archaeology books. I stared in amazement at the neat ranks of PhD theses in hardback bindings, rows upon rows of bound research papers, and past copies of magazines such as Current Archaeology, Antiquity, and the near-mythical journal of The Palynology Society.

It felt like I’d discovered Buried Treasure.

Not yet, I told myself. You have years to discover all this.

Instead, I made my way to the floor where they kept archive copies of British broadsheet newspapers, hunting for a specific item.

A small notice in the Times, November 1922.

The earliest reports of the discovery of Tutankhamen’s tomb – a tiny paragraph of cool politeness and understatement.

Remember, at this point Howard Carter had been looking for sixteen years. Lord Carnarvon was on the point of giving up.

There was nothing to suggest that Tutankhamen was anything special, either.

In 1922, Tutankhamen was just an obscure name in the King Lists, a short reign sandwiched between the outrageous schism of Akhenaten‘s new religion and the dynasty which gave us the many pharaohs named Ramesses.

The reports from 1922 speak of promising signs that the tomb had not been disturbed. There were few hints of the treasure we know now.

I stood in the university library living the moment of Carter’s discovery, sand beneath my shoes and a hot desert sun in my eyes.

My thoughts?

“Oh, world, you do not know what’s about to hit you.”

I closed the newspaper and replaced its file back on the shelf. All those years I spent in the library, not once did I go back to re-live the thrill of that moment.

But whenever I think of my time in university, that enchanted hour alone amongst the archives stands out for me as clear as a candle thrust through a hole in a sealed tomb:

“…as my eyes grew accustomed to the light, details of the room within emerged slowly… For the moment – an eternity it must have seemed to the others standing by – I was struck dumb with amazement, and… unable to stand the suspense any longer, inquired anxiously, ‘Can you see anything?’ it was all I could do to get out the words, ‘Yes, wonderful things.”
Howard Carter, Tomb of Tutankhamen

University of Birmingham Library at redbrick.me

University of Birmingham Library. No, I don’t know who those people are either.


P.S. as an added bonus, have a look at Library Etiquette over on Redbrick.

N.B. See Reason No.1

Recently (so I’m told) there’s been a lot of discussion on the web amongst writers about the difficulty of making a living as a writer.

I’ve not been a part of this, for at least two reasons:

1. I think I’d be better off writing (the WIBBOW test); and

2. I’m a long, long way from making a living as a (part-time) writer.

This, currently, does not trouble me.

Bookshelf

I have a day job which provides just enough impetus to force me back to the writing desk when the working day is over (see Reason #1 above).

I have a long-term plan for my writing, which focuses on improving my craft with every novel I write (see Reason #1 above).

And I have a supportive partner who encourages me to focus on the dream of being a novelist, while reminding me how I can work towards achieving that goal (see Reason #1 above).

Maybe I’ll never be hungry enough to write with the prolific speed of the pulp masters.

Maybe I’ll never be good enough to write a masterpiece that endures.

Maybe I’ll never learn how to make characters people like, instead of ones whom readers hate.

Who can tell?

But one thing I do know: having finished SHADOWBOX this summer, I’m one step closer to that body of work.

Very Short Update

I am writing. Have added another ten thousand words to the work-in-progress.Why must edits be so easy to put off?

I know I’m 70% of the way through the edits – I have that sensation we all recognise:

This is crap.”

Hey, I’m 70% of the way through!

And now I’m looking forward to completing the edits, having it proof-read and formatted, laid out and finally published. By the end of the year, if I can get my act together.

So I can start on the next one. Which is, as we all know, going to be BRILLIANT!

(or at least better than this one).

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Love Leads The Pilgrim

Edits proceed apace on the current novel. I’m up to 40K words now: just over halfway.

One of the reasons I was able to write three novels last year was the ability to schedule writing time in my lunch break at work. I’d find an empty table, unpack my headphones and spend some time getting my characters into trouble.

Not so this year.

Some time in early Spring – probably just after I exhausted myself with work-related training – I noticed an increase in the number of my colleagues. The canteen seemed to fill up and spill over into the rest of the building, and an empty table became harder to find when I went looking.

Noise levels rose. I took to the secluded areas where there were no tables or chairs. I went outdoors in the bright summer sun and sat on the grass with a paperback in one hand and a sandwich in the other.

And I quit writing during my lunch break.

One of these days I’ll write about my corporate Day Job, and the changes I’ve seen in the last twenty years of bleak, open-plan office spaces. But not today.

Sometimes you have to build your own cubicle. It helps hide the tunnel you’re digging…

Love leading the Pilgrim (1909) by Sir Edward Burne-Jones, © Birmingham Museums and Art Gallery

Love leading the Pilgrim (1909) by Sir Edward Burne-Jones, © Birmingham Museums and Art Gallery

Free Fiction: Who Pays The Piper

To celebrate this Friday’s crease in the year (Hallowe’en, for those using the Gregorian calendar), here’s a slightly creepy short story I wrote over ten years ago. This blog post will be archived after a week.


UPDATE: As promised, this post is now archived. The short story will be available in a collection early next year.The Sorceror of Trois-Frères, Ariège, France, by Henri Breuil. Image at donsmaps.com

WHO PAYS THE PIPER

Who is this bright stranger, filthy as a tinker, who walks our streets unashamed?

I served my apprenticeship charming the trees and rocks of the forest, the ever-changing waters of mountain streams, wild beasts more wild at heart than I.

In return I learned the songs they sing, unknowable and fey, and adapted them to my limits.

(c) Lee McAulay 1997-2014


(The illustration is of The Sorceror of Trois-Frères, Ariège, France, by Henri Breuil. Image at donsmaps.com, an online resource for the study of Palaeolithic European, Russian and Australian Archaeology)

The Woman, Unfolding

Whenever I read a discussion of the need for ambience in writing, in my head I have a picture of a woman undressing – only she isn’t removing corsets and clothing. Wooden slats and packing-crates, hinged and nimble, unfold until she’s there in her shift, in a home of her own surroundings.

The woman’s unfolding.

I have the feeling I’ve seen this in a film or an animation. It isn’t Seraphine or MicMacs. But it’s close. (If you know what I mean, let me know in the comments, please).

This image of the wooden woman unfolding, almost like a beachcomber’s hut, the house by the sea in David Copperfield, the shack with a boaten roof – I can’t place it, and likewise I can’t shift it.

Peggoty's Cottage, Holme-next-the-sea, Norfolk. Photo (c) Wendy Long

Peggoty’s Cottage, Holme-next-the-sea, Norfolk. Photo (c) Wendy Long

A homeless (?) bag lady who carries her armour on her back, it’s no less effective when turned into a fort.

She unfolds her armour to mend it.

She unfolds her armour to permit us entry.

She unfolds her armour to let herself breathe, and expand, and remember what freedom is like.

Some have compared the need for ambience for writing to a space in the woods, or Rheims cathedral.

It’s finding a place we know we won’t be disturbed, that enables us to enter the liminal state of creation, fast or slow, deep or shallow.

My earliest space of my own was an oak so broad it hid me from the house – and thus from chores and homework.

When I was older, I made a den out of old doors and scrap wood. Under trees, in the lee of an old stone wall, lit by candlelight, with incense burning and food I’d bought with my own money, there I made fantastic adornments from shells and sea-torn rope and coins crushed by trains; there I kept my railway lamps and interesting bits of wood.

But the places I write now – the places other people identify as where they write, whether that be in the home, in the studio, or like me, anywhere you can – those places all have the same underlying quality – sanctuary.

It isn’t the sanctuary of cloisters, nor of other cells. It’s a quality we bring to the place – or rather, bring out in the place.

The woman unfolding.

Watch an embroiderer at work, or a quilter, and you’ll see the woman unfolding. She settles into the space and unpacks her tools and materials, the silks and cottons and needles and fabric, the pattern held in her head or on paper, the stretcher frame made to be handheld and portable. By the time she’s placed all her accoutrements around her the statement is clear: look, I’m busy, don’t interrupt, this is important.

Writing is unusual in that it doesn’t actually take much space.

Writing takes only a pencil, and paper. Chalkmarks on slate. Toes in wet sand on that beach where the boat-roofed house sits.

The only thing I can think of that takes less space is song – all song needs is air, and a voice.

But what we do when we set up a workspace, or create a ritual, is make for ourselves that sanctuary.

The preparation is all we need, and then:

“I am in my writing-chair, and therefore I am writing”.

The space needs to be somewhere we won’t be disturbed, that’s all. Whether that’s in a café, or on a boat, or a studio or a house or while travelling, the sense of controlling access to your space is what’s needed. It doesn’t need to be a physical space – it can be a mental space, a sanctuary of the mind, created with ritual and awaiting the arrival of magic.

Music on – headphones attached, earbuds inserted – and coffee placed in front of me like a shield against the other people in my local coffee-house – I’ve paid to be here, in this space – my work in front of me like a reason – look, I’m busy, don’t interrupt, this is important.

And as I write I become the woman, unfolding.

Last Sunrise Before Winter

Sunrise 101

Since the weather turned towards autumn and the nights creep over the land of daylight, I have more energy for writing.

In summer the garden’s siren call of silence lures me out, to sit with tea and watch the bees amongst the oregano flowers and purple chive blossoms, the sweetness of the sun’s warmth still captured in the stones beneath my feet.

But after the autumnal equinox the light fades early. The sun rises later than I do. My window looks out on glowing skies for a brief month until they, too, submit to darkness.

I’ve made good progress on this novel. Starting with a blank page again, I’m stitching together another tapestry of words, building another cathedral.

The work is stronger than when I originally drafted the story a year ago. Since then I’ve written and published SHADOWBOX, and the month-long series of posts on this blog to herald the novel’s arrival. I’ve learned about my own writing habits a little more – and learned not to ignore the patterns within those habits.

One of those patterns is the ebb and flow of energy I have for writing.

Another is the time I spend outdoors, another the demands of a Day Job, yet another the quality of sleep made simple by long hours of darkness*.

I’m learning to own my writing habits as much as my style and work with them, not fight ‘em.

Winter’s coming. And the nights are painted bright with story.


*Not as long, nor as dark, as further north. But in December we only have 7 hours of daylight.

Published in: on October 15, 2014 at 12:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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